Things I Have Learned About Myself in Dating

Part I

1. I hate aquariums

2. Even more so, I hate being told fun facts… about fish

3. I cannot stand someone who complains about traffic

4. I talk in my sleep (a liability)

5. I like wearing sneakers, even on a “date”

6. I have opinions and I am not afraid to share them

7. I am not ashamed to pop my lactaid pills

8. I am sensitive to voice intonation

9. I like to dance… even with strangers

10. I still expect to receive flowers and remain disappointed that I have not yet been gifted any

11. Men on dating apps LOVE to talk about Costco

12. #mustlovedogs (who am I)

13. I prefer to know someone’s aversions and allergies up front

14. Bonus points if someone knows/appreciates Yiddish

15. I like meeting new people