Things I Have Learned About Myself in Dating
Part I
I hate aquariums
Even more so, I hate being told fun facts… about fish
I cannot stand someone who complains about traffic
I talk in my sleep (a liability)
I like wearing sneakers, even on a “date”
I have opinions and I am not afraid to share them
I am not ashamed to pop my lactaid pills
I am sensitive to voice intonation
I like to dance… even with strangers
I still expect to receive flowers and remain disappointed that I have not yet been gifted any
Men on dating apps LOVE to talk about Costco
#mustlovedogs (who am I)
I prefer to know someone’s aversions and allergies up front
Bonus points if someone knows/appreciates Yiddish
I like meeting new people


I love you 🩷🩷🩷🩷